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slang de la semaine (25/01) lego hair

Youssef — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:09:10 +0000

lego hair: a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be “snap on”.

Cha Chi hadn’t had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.

source: urbandictionary.com

slang de la semaine (18/01) blind transfer

Youssef — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:43:16 +0000

Blind transfer: When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can’t find the correct number or you don’t feel like looking it up.

Co-worker: Who just called?
You: I’m not really sure but I totally just blind transferred him to some one in human resources.

source: urbandictionary.com

slang de la semaine (11/01) ex-hole

Youssef — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:35:47 +0000

ex-hole: your asshole ex-husband, ex-boyfriend or just plain ex. a phrase used to refer to that person you used to date that you can’t stand.

ex: “Yeah, my ex-hole wants to get back together, but there is no possible way.”

source: urbandictionary.com

slang de la semaine (4/01) rubbish

Youssef — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:52:18 +0000

rubbish: trash, garbage, crap, waste,lies, bullshit

George Harrison said that the music of Oasis is “egotistical rubbish” and “just not very interesting”. He’s a Beatle, what do you expect he’d say about a Beatles wannabe band

source: urbandictionary.com

slang de la semaine (28-12) slick

Youssef — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:41:29 +0000

1- slick: Perfect in manner; sharp, attentive, having perfect answers for virtually all questions, and, of course, large amounts of gel in hair.

that’s why they call me slick

2- slick: cool, original, something (a task etc.) that has been well done.

mate that was slick

source: urbandictionary.com

slang de la semaine (21/12) superman that hoe

Youssef — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 04:28:32 +0000

vous vous demandiez ce que la chanson de Soulja Boy voulait dire ?

Superman that hoe:

When you’re doing a girl doggy style, pull out, and cum on her back/ass. When she tells you to wipe it off, you pretend to, and when she wakes up, she has the bed sheets stuck to her back like supermans cape.

“Dude, tonight, im totally going to superman that hoe“

source: urbandictionary.com

slang de la semaine (30/11) Homobrophobia

Youssef — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:16:38 +0000

Homobrophobia: the fear that your brother will be or is gay.

Roger suffers from homobrophobia because his brother Brian is very effeminate.

source: urbandictionary.com

slang de la semaine (23/11) pornocchio

Youssef — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:08:52 +0000

Pornocchio: a person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: “Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah right dude, he’s such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened.”

source: urbandictionary.com

slang de la semaine (16/11) presponse

Youssef — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:06:29 +0000

presponse: To respond to a question before it is finished, often confusing the asker.

Wendy: So are you avail-
Jimmy: No. (Presponse)
Wendy: -ible Monday?
(silence)
Wendy: Are you?

source: urbandictionary.com

slang de la semaine (9/11) election erection

Youssef — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:40:10 +0000

Election erection:
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

“Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!”
or
“You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection.”

source: urban dictionary