(sur lulu.com pour 24,95$)

voici un livre de recette, assez ORIGINAL disons…

comme le dit sa description, la semence «n’est pas seulement nutritive, mais a aussi une texture merveilleuse et d’extraordinaires popriétés culinaires».

oui oui, on parle de sperme…

c’est presque à se demander si ce n’est pas une blague…
mais on dirait que non

Description

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!

Recettes

man made oysters

Almost White Russian

Creamy Cup Crepes

Ensuite ?

comme le dit une personne dans les commentaires sur le site où on peut acheter le livre, quelle sera la prochaine étape ? des saucisses avec du sang menstruel ?

mais en même temps c’est à se demander si ça peut être bon.
c’est quand même TRÈS fucked up là…

Tabou et placenta

mais c’est quoi qui est tabou dans tout ça ? le fait qu’on mange quelque chose qui vient de nous ?
ça me fait penser à ceux qui mangent leurs placentas… d’ailleurs je vous propose fortement ce reportage à Macadam Tribu intitulé La deuxième vie du placenta ou le placenta à toutes les sauces, un reportage de Stéphane Leclair.

lol @ 2:45 → le journaliste: «est-ce qu’on peut le remettre au congélateur tout de suite ?»
WTF @4:11 → cuisson du placenta avec des bruits de cuisine. WHAT THE FUCK !?!? WTF WTF ???
AHHHHHHH @4:47 → le père: «C’est le meilleur tartare que j’ai mangé de ma vie.» AHHHHHHHH

source: nunukphotos.com

je couvrais le festival Temps d’Images à l’Usine C et voici  l’article que j’ai pondu sur l’évènement:
http://www.info-culture.biz/festivaltempsimages.html

mais bon, comme vous allez remarquer pour ceux qui ont lu, j’ai rencontré une gang vraiment hot de New York, so here is the translation so you guys out there can read it too (and so I can improve my english !)

Welcome (in french) to “Welcome to nowhere”

There are a couple of projections and installations that are presented at Usine C, but there are also shows and performances. Let me talk to you about the show I saw, going by the name of « Welcome to Nowhere ».

Sitting in a small piece of the factorywhile waiting for their presentation, I meet up with the team of Temporary Distortion, those new-yorkers that were going to perform an hour later. Frankly, I start by telling them that I have NO IDEA about the work they do, and that I was ready for anything ! So I ask them not to tell me anything, and we set a rendez-vous after the show so I can give my impressions. But before that, one GUY asks me to pay attention for “the mexican woman”. The mexican WOMAN ? Allright !

So I sit down, ready for whatever. The show starts, and I have no idea at all of what they want to talk about ! But patience, patience… and as usually, this patience served me. One after the other, the scenes made me think and laugh. (this part rhymes in french by the way ) “I don’t need it to be easy. I don’t need lies.” And at a certain moment where one actress is just about to commit suicide, we ask ourselves the same question as the narrator: what if, when you’re about to die, you discover some truths of the universe that you couldn’t have known another way ?

(photo from the Temporary Distortion website)

Anyway… it wasn’t an obscure hour spent watching. There was even a kraaraoke in the middle of the act so we can sing with the actors ! Oh yeah… almost forgot: did I tell you that the play is more than original ? To understand how everything looks like, first thing to do is to imagine yourself at a theatre, sitting in a dark room. You then remove any kind of movement from the characters that you place in very small glassy rooms, right next to each other. Finally, place on top of them a large horizontal screen where there is a movie playing. And in this movie, the six actors that take place one after the other in front of the audience see themselves in another world. A parallel one. There is where they’ll live violence, death and love.

(photo from the Temporary Distortion website)

I see some of the crew after the show and tell them that I liked it… really. But that I didn’t see the mexican woman !! They smile and thank me for watching. And because of their kindness and frankness, I left with a great feeling about them.

Requirement for “Welcome to nowwhere”: concentration and an opened mind.
Reward: originality, humour, reflexion and artistic ecstasy.

la semaine passée je vous faisais un gros article sur la machine à faire de la merde exposée à la galerie de l’UQAM.

je suis retourné aujourd’hui pour y prendre quelques photos !

Du 16 janvier au 14 février 2009, à la galerie de l’UQAM, l’artiste contemporain Wim Delvoye mondialement reconnu voit exposée  une des ses œuvres les plus controversées: Cloaca N° 5.

Cloaca N°5

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